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Not so many years ago “bookstore” to me meant one of the two ubiquitous mall-cubbyhole chains: B. Dalton or Waldenbooks. Now B. Dalton is a subsidiary of Barnes & Noble, and Waldenbooks has been absorbed by Borders.
And now, Borders seems to be fading away.
Personally I hope they’re wrong, too; like most writers, I like bookshops. I suspect most of us had our destiny shaped while we were sandwiched behind the bookshelves at our local dealer.
On the other hand, like most of the writers I know, I rarely go into bookshops anymore. Instead, the UPS truck stops at our house at least once a week, thanks to Prime, and more and more, I order Kindle books straight from my iPad. I know that I am missing something—the serendipity of browsing through the bookshelves—which I have never replaced at Amazon; much as I love the convenience of online shopping, I never find anything that I am not looking for. ► Bye, Bye, Borders?
Emphasis added. This is exactly why I don’t buy most of my books online. What Amazon and the other online merchants have not yet perfected despite their best efforts is a way that really duplicates the in-store shopping experience. And for bookstores it shouldn’t be that difficult to do because most bricks-and-mortar stores shelve their books by a rigid system easily replicated in a virtual bookstore, with all the titles in a particular genre of fiction, for example, in alphabetical order by title within a larger alphabetical order by author.
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Unflavored instant oatmeal with just a sprinkling of Splenda® over the top. Nice.
I used to kind of like oatmeal, but anything other than instant was always too much trouble to bother with when there was cold cereal. Then again, getting just the right amount of water at just the right temperature made even instant oatmeal a bit more of a hassle than I tend to prefer on a fend-for-myself morning.
But this coffeemaker I got last November is pretty dang versatile.
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The weather forecasters are giving Castle McGehee a fair chance of getting snowed upon this coming Sunday and Monday.
Last winter we had measureable amounts of snow in each of three consecutive months, starting in January.
Though we weren’t home to see it, our neck of the woods did get a little something out of the same storm that dumped the white Christmas on us in Chattanooga. December, and now January.
You know, I’m not really finding a whole hell of a lot to complain about from this global warming business.
Update, Friday: As of now the forecast seems to be for a little bit of snow Sunday, then snow mixed with freezing rain on Monday, and then snow again on Tuesday.
The Monday commutes are going to be very interesting.
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These Here Parts
Kiss This Gaia
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Men, is your facial hair out of whack? Does it grow faster and thicker on one side of your face than the other? You may be suffering from Out of Whack Facial Hair Disease.
Some men trim their facial hair to keep it in balance, but that means shaving and trimming every day.
Others try doing without facial hair altogether, but with mixed results:
Woman: “Harv, have you been using my eyebrow pencil?”
In fact, Out of Whack Facial Hair Disease is caused by a complex imbalance of 1,143 different hormones, the overwhelming majority of which haven’t even been identified yet by medical science. But we here at Pfuig Pharmaceutical have come up with a revolutionary new treatment that is guaranteed to relieve the heartbreak of OWFHD in as little as five years, or a fraction of your money back!
Man: “My whole life was ruined by Ow-fud until I started taking Peltex®, by Pfuig. Now my mustache is absolutely symmetrical, and my sideburns are so perfectly even that I threw away all of my mirrors!”
Just take five to seven Peltex® capsules with every meal for five years and you’ll start to notice definite results.
Every medical treatment carries certain risks, so you should discontinue using Peltex® if you experience side effects including dry mouth, hand tremors, blurred vision, inability to change the oil on your vehicle, hearing out-of-tune singing on your birthday in restaurants, fugues lasting several weeks, profuse bleeding from eyes and ears, spontaneous gender reassignment, or sudden explosive death.
Also, don’t begin treatment with Peltex® if you are pregnant or may become pregnant; or if you are, have retained, or may come into contact with a product liability attorney. Peltex® is not covered by Medicare Part B or most private insurance policies.
Ask your doctor if Peltex® is right for you.
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I promise.
It’s just that by posting four times on Saturday I may have run the well dry for a little while. I need to pace myself and make sure I don’t sprain something.
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It’s typical to read these days about the opulent lifestyles enjoyed by those who agitate against “the rich”—calling for higher taxes on “the rich” to help “the poor” or to salve “the planet’s” woes. It would be tempting to think the phenomenon dates only as far back as the rise of “limousine liberals.”
Um. No.
[...] Although young Engels was a faithful son and a reasonably conscientious businessman—eventually he became a partner—he also spent a good deal of his time modestly but persistently embezzling funds to support his friend and collaborator Karl Marx in London.
It would be hard to imagine two more improbable founders for a movement as ascetic as communism. While earnestly desiring the downfall of capitalism, Engels made himself rich and comfortable from all its benefits. He kept a stable of fine horses, rode to hounds at weekends, enjoyed the best wines, maintained a mistress, hobnobbed with the elite of Manchester at the fashionable Albert Club—in short, did everything one would expect of a successful member of the gentry. Marx, meanwhile, constantly denounced the bourgeoisie but lived as bourgeois a life as he could manage, sending his daughters to private schools and boasting at every opportunity of his wife’s aristocratic background. ► Bill Bryson, At Home Ch. XVIII, p. 420
I’ve had people chide me for suggesting Marx, far from being a true revolutionary, was in fact somewhat nostalgic for pre-industrial feudalism—yet what is life under Communist Party rule but a slightly re-imagined form of serfdom? In what way has the life of the Party elite—whether Communist, or Social Democrat, or whatever flavor of statist—ever been different from that eagerly enjoyed by the founders of Communism?
In truth such people can only embrace state power as the solution to all mankind’s problems because they have tasted power and found it good. For them.
And that’s why so many statists remain convinced that the only reason their way keeps failing every time it’s tried, is because the wrong people were in charge. Somewhere in our civilization, they maintain, there is a human philosopher’s stone who can transform their leaden ideology to gold.
There might well be, but he will not come from the best families or go to the best schools, and his life experience will almost certainly teach him that liberty and the rule of law are more likely to improve the lot of man than a bunch of vapid leftist cant.
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Frank J., he of IMAO infamy, predicts (h/t, Instapundit):
February:
It will be a record warm February — further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February — also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record — which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all. ► Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?
That sounded sort of familiar. So I did some looking around. And found this, which contains a broken link that once pointed to an entry that contained this:
There will be absolutely no remarkable weather at all, anywhere, in all of 2003—which will be presented as conclusive proof of global warming.► Swami Salami Predicts…
The best snark never goes out of style.
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At long last, we can wipe (scrub, pry) the detritus of the 111th Congress off our collective shoes and, come Monday (no, Jimmy Buffett, that’s not a song cue), set about collecting the detritus of the 112th.
Wait, what? But the 112th Congress is going to be the Tea Party Congress! It’s going to save us from all the so-called Hope™ and Change® of the Obama-Pelosi-Reid Tinfoil Triangle!
Guess again. Even with the Tea Party caucus, the overwhelming majority of the 535 congressmembers (double-entendre intended) to be sworn in when the new Congress convenes are still incumbents who won re-election. Career politicians. In fact, quite a lot of the Tea Party newcomers are career pols as well. They—and indeed even some of the warmed-over 111th-ers—may have the new religion, but we live in a day and age where religion is only for an hour or two on Sunday, even among the devout.
That’s why it’s still necessary to look upon your favorite Tea Party newcomer as a street-corner “will work for food” hire invited into your home and inevitably tempted by your TV, your computer, your wife’s jewelry box…
Even if he or she has no intention of looting you now, Congress is a full-time thieves’ guild with a very effective orientation process to turn good little choir boys and girls into pickpockets, burglars and carjackers.
Expecting better of someone who draws a taxpayer-funded salary for the profession of talking people into doing things is a recipe for the poorhouse.
Happy New Year!
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