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...a racy limerick!

In that brief time between waking up and getting up, I was on my back in bed when one of my wife’s cats hopped atop me and sat down in Egyptian-idol pose on a particular spot. So when my wife came back into the room I regaled her with a first draft of the following—which has not become any safer for work in the refining:

 

 

There once was an hombre from Dallas
Who sported a calico phallus
But no one suspected
He kept it erected
With copious amounts of Cialis.

Dividing by Zero

 


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