Years ago, Drew Carey hosted an Americanized version of the longtime British show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” on which one of the funniest recurring games was “Scenes from a Hat.”

One theme that popped up repeatedly was, “Things you can say about ______, but not about your girlfriend.”

Having just watched a couple of reruns of the show in which “Scenes from a Hat” twice featured opportunities for the cast members to tease then-President George W. Bush, I’ve decided it’s time to play a game that allows us to tease his successor:

“It doesn’t work worth $#!+ but I’ll just repaint it and sell it to some other rube.”

Unfortunately there are some riffs that would just be too easy, and play into the expectations of the race-obsessed idiots who foisted him on us. And mere statements of fact—“Yeah, I couldn’t be happier with it!”—aren’t funny.

The upside is that this requires people to put some thought into it. Unlike the guys on “Whose Line” you can take as long as you want to word your response.

If “as long as you want” is less than 14 months.
 

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